“I Didn’t Go Further in Debt…

…I got A LOAN!!!”

That’s what Soon-to-be Ex defensively said to me when I expressed my concern about him buying a 2010 “bumblebee” sports car.

We are upside down on our mortgage and he is supposedly working to resolve that by paying down debts that he has incurred and negotiating with the mortgage company, claiming hardship circumstances. He has also told me that I should work more because he wants to pay less child support.

So, why can’t I be excited for him when he gets a thirty-something-thousand dollar dick-head car? He said he got a great deal! One that he couldn’t refuse!

Dumb-Ass.

Compensation for a small . . . brain.

Signed,
Ann Optimus Prime

P.S. Click on the car for a more accurate view (in this case).

Not a Newbie…Just a New Me

I have been blogging for a couple of years, but have found that I’ve outgrown my old format. I’ve changed. I’ve gone from a milspouse SAHM to a working single parent. My outlook has changed. My goals are different.

I’ve got a whole new attitude.

For me, no more trying to keep up with the mommy-blogging world. I shall not feel compelled to post every.single.day. Nor will I be obligated to visit everyone on my blogroll daily. And about all those stinkin’ memes…

You get my point.

I now reserve the right to use bad language. I have discovered that a well placed F-bomb now and again is very therapeutic. Especially when dealing with my soon-to-be ex.

The only person I promise not to offend on this blog is myself. All posts shall be purely for my own well-being and entertainment. I think I’m pretty clever and often hilarious. If there are others that enjoy what I have to say, that would be just dandy! I am open to new bloggy friends and value the old ones that might follow me over here.

In summary, I will be here posting what I want, when I want and how I want. And you can read it if you want. Comments are optional.

How liberating is that?

Signed,
Ann Onimus

I’m Working On It!

Really, I’ll post soon.